<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2901626043057998451</id><updated>2010-03-10T18:56:48.062-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hate by Numbers</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2901626043057998451/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kafkamaine.com/hbn.html'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2901626043057998451/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kafkamaine.com/hbn.xml'/><author><name>Ian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11915831532168925709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>53</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2901626043057998451.post-1627065636082944904</id><published>2010-03-10T05:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-10T08:32:42.770-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My First HBN Blog Post!</title><content type='html'>So, I think I might start keeping a blog so I don't have to bug everyone with Facebook notes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe it will be funny, but this post is not. Just touching base.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's new?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I'm happy with the great premiere of HBN on Asylum. Thank you for making it a success. I'm sorry I left so many tweets and status messages about it, but people still don't know HBN is not on Cracked. Please spread HBN around on your tweets and walls to get the word out. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm finishing my screenplay this week. I'm stoked. If i can't sell it, I'll tweet it line by line on twitter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I understand many of you had problems with Asylum's player. Do me a favor and check out other vids on site. Same problem? Let me know. We're trying to fix it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, good people. I'll touch base soon.  HBN on Asylum every other Monday. New column on Cracked in a few weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Asylum has changed players and the performance seemed improved.  That's some impressive turnaround. 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